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Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.
Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.
Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

pigeon eggs

Asian woman with no boobs (or very small ones)
pigeon eggs by Big Daddy Cool October 30, 2012

Hens eggs 

Foul tits

Floppy and saggy
Those are some nasty hens eggs you've got there
Hens eggs by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020

Connor Eggs 

A bougie chad that everyone finds amazing
That Connor Eggs is as bougie as apple pie
Connor Eggs by BougieCat32 September 4, 2023

cleaning up eggs 

“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”

“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”

Eggs and salt 

A: Dude how was the massage

B: "meh it's just eggs and salt."
Eggs and salt by Blysk July 21, 2016