eat cock

To consume a cooked (or uncooked if your into that sorta thing) chicken.

Woman 1: I was totally wanted to eat cock last night.
Woman 2: Oh? What kind?
Woman 1: Oh you know, deep fried...
Woman 2: Scrumptious!!

by Moodle noodle May 5, 2008

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An insult with the purpose to tell someone to shut-up in a hilarious way

Joes girlfriend: you say dick move alot
Joe:ya i know
Mat: Tell her to eat cock so we can keep drinking
Joe: bahahahahahaha

by john doe the second March 30, 2007

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Have your cock and eat it too.

The far-less-euphamistic version of "have your cake and eat it too;" An idiomatic figure of speech used to connote the idea of consuming a highly desired thing whilst managing to preserve it. This may also indicate having or wanting more than one can handle or deserve, or trying to have two incompatible things.

John: "I work at a law firm so I can make lots of money and get hot women, but then I work at a law firm, so I have no time to actually go out and find hot women."

Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."

John: "Don't you mean cake?"

Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"

by The Mighty Meme March 20, 2012

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eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)

"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"

by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020

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Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

by PoonisHead December 4, 2020

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