E-schlong

Online dick.

In recognition of Elon Musk like antics on social media.

Did you see that E-schlong says he is now a Republican?

by Hendrix the Jimmy May 18, 2022

E-Shlong

An online dick

That tweet was written by an e-shlong obviously!
What an E-Shlong!

by Hendrix the Jimmy October 15, 2022

eschlongate

verb. The process of the growing of the schlong due to arousel.

Damn, this bitch was so fine I couldn't help but eschlongate on the spot.

by tarquin08 May 25, 2008

eschlongated

The result of your schlong becoming engorged with blood due to sexual excitement. Much like an erection, your cock grows in length as it becomes enlarged and elongated.

I became eschlongated as leaned forward affording me a view down her blouse at her breasts.

by Chris Ch July 24, 2006