E-Poop

The act of defecating while surfing the internet on your laptop.

Dude, I'm sending you this IM while I'm makin' an e-poop!

by GreyGooseCosmoGirl May 30, 2007

e-poop

the deleting of any and all junk or non essential emails, programs, or anything useless on your computer.

I've got over 200 junk emails, time to take an e-poop.

by DruNuTz June 20, 2010

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012

Let I.C.E. poop

You guys know that that's one of my pet peeves. People not being able to poop.

Hym "Let I.C.E. poop! You kmow how I feel about not letting people poop. Right Amazon drivers? Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop! Let them poop!"

by Hym Iam October 14, 2025

pre-E poops

The uneasy feeling that you have to go 'number two' about half-way after you drop Ecstasy and before it hits you.

Ironically, after the pill does take effect, you generally don't have to deficate for an entire day or more.

I just had a Sam Adams a little while ago and now I have the pre-E poops, so I'll meet you in the DnB Room after I use the labratory.

by RBC July 26, 2005

UGH E POOPY

Math, used if you hate it only

“Just finished my ugh e poopy.. hbu?”

by Webad May 20, 2021

Epoophany

The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.

Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!

Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.

by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011