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(noun) A condition of severe erectile dysfunction and penile shrinkage that affects many males after heavy ecstasy use. This condition is exacerbated by the fact that sufferers are often extremely horny.
Ann: Are you ok? Am I doing something wrong?
Sam: No baby, I've just got some serious E dick going on. You mind if we just lie here?
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You just can't get it up for the life of you..it don't matter how frickin HORNY you are, you just ain't getting that wood delivery you've been expecting on time. X obviously makes this happen, also a shitload of alchy makes this happen. It always depends on the individual too. Chemistry is a funny thing.
i got so damn drunk at that party at Kutz's house, that when i later tryed jacking it to britney spears videos all night, i fricken had a case of the E dick.
E dick by mixmaster K December 25, 2007
afta u drop an xtc pill, and ur dick strinks temporarly while u high,
i was tryin to grid this bitch on the floor but i had e dick bro
e dick by im so ur daddy July 29, 2006
Formerly known commonly as a vibrator, or a French tickler, the more up-to-date name for the 2020s is E dick
Sweetie, I’m really tired tonight, please just pull your E Dick out of the drawer please.
E Dick by KazooCogs June 15, 2021
When you get dick over the internet
Matt: I’m so sexually frustrated

Steve: Just get some E-Dick
E-Dick by MegaPrime78 February 20, 2019
Unsolicited or Solicited Dick Pics. E-dick is Ethernet Dick. Most e-girls might have gotten some edick.
Yooo I bet she gets a lotta e-dick
E-Dick by Sam1d September 11, 2020

whisk-e-dick 

When a well endowed guy puts his shaft half in a chick then grabs the half that is outside and swirls it in a manner similar to whisking the contents of a bowl. The whisk-e-dick is so effective she will do anything you want after she repeatedly cums, its like mind control with your penis
After I took Cinnamon home from the strip club and gave her the ole' whisk-e-dick I had her bake me some brownies
whisk-e-dick by Obiareus August 19, 2014
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