Dysfunctia
The result of generational dysfunct. on. Irreparable damage having stemmed from the "same dysfunctional cycle repeating itself".
Dysfunctia by AJ loverlips May 26, 2019
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Dysfunctional family size
A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.
You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.
Dysfunctional family size by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012
Autocorrectile Dysfunction
When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.
Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.
Autocorrectile Dysfunction by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015
erectile dysfunction
erectile dysfunction by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016
a reptile dysfunction
a reptile dysfunction by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020
connectile dysfunction
1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.
connectile dysfunction by m0 February 7, 2007
executive dysfunction
That mood you get into when you know you need to do something or want to do something but just can't get yourself to get up and do it. Begging yourself to get up and do it but you just can't.
Brain: you need to study for that AP test today
Me: you're right, I really should so I don't fail this time.
Body: nah, just watch Tiktok
Brain: please, you really need to
Me: please, I'm begging you, just study
Body: ...nah
Brain: I really hate how my ADHD comes with executive dysfunction
Me: you're right, I really should so I don't fail this time.
Body: nah, just watch Tiktok
Brain: please, you really need to
Me: please, I'm begging you, just study
Body: ...nah
Brain: I really hate how my ADHD comes with executive dysfunction
executive dysfunction by Assume I'm a goddess :P April 22, 2021