disfunctia 

Adjective, A condition whereby, when a person is confronted with 2 or more options in regards to a button/lever/switch, they will always chose the wrong one.

His high level of disfunctia caused him to upload an app that would delete every piece of data from his iPhone

disfunctia by Glasse Half Full May 22, 2018

Dysfunctional family size 

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.

Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

Dysfunctional family size by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012

Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

Autocorrectile Dysfunction by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

erectile dysfunction 

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.

erectile dysfunction by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016

a reptile dysfunction 

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!

a reptile dysfunction by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020

connectile dysfunction 

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.

connectile dysfunction by m0 February 7, 2007

executive dysfunction 

That mood you get into when you know you need to do something or want to do something but just can't get yourself to get up and do it. Begging yourself to get up and do it but you just can't.

Brain: you need to study for that AP test today
Me: you're right, I really should so I don't fail this time.
Body: nah, just watch Tiktok
Brain: please, you really need to
Me: please, I'm begging you, just study
Body: ...nah
Brain: I really hate how my ADHD comes with executive dysfunction

executive dysfunction by Assume I'm a goddess :P April 22, 2021