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Pronounced: Doe-fff

Type of Speech: Proposition

Definition: Damn, You Old As Fuck!

Pickup line used to attract self-loathing Cougars and other well aged women who are interested in deceptively seducing younger men.
Hey gurl, I saw you from the other side of da club looking all sexy and shit, so I decided to walk over an' introduce myself. When I got close I realized you a Dyoaf, but that straight, I'm down with it.
by Rod O. Steele January 21, 2013
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