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Dick On A Fence- When someone attempts to scale a fence and either nuts them self real hard (DOAFSacked) or gets caught on the fence thus suspending them self from said fence.
"Hey, look at that stupid DOAF!"

"You missed it! Rick just got DOAFSacked!"
DOAF by Grandmaster DOAF March 5, 2014
A person who is both a dork and an oaf
Bill Haverchuk, Martin Starr's character on the hit television show Freaks and Geeks is a classic example of someone who truly embodies the doaf persona. Former NBA player Shawn Bradley is another prominent doaf.
Doaf by NotaDoaf December 5, 2012
(Warning: may offend religious persons)

A slang, often used by Athiests/Agnostics (can also be used by other religions persons) to offend someone who believes anything that they read which has to do with thier current religion... when they cannot prove it true, and sound naive about it.

Mainly, pre-mature religious persons who are first exposed to the religion that are to be teached to them, are considered doafs, because they never reason and ask to PROVE it is true at first... unless they have an IQ over 9000!!!

At least 99.99999% of ALL Christians over the age of 18 are considered doafs.
A typical naive Christian, basicly.

"OMG that person believes that everything in the Bible is true... yet he can never PROOVE it is Gods word!? What a doaf."

You cannot prove that you naturally need to be Christian, when you are naturally born ATHIEST. Are you some kind of doaf or something???"
Doaf by Jimbol March 11, 2009
Someone who is too stupid to be a doofus.
Jim is too stupid to be classified as a doofus, so we call him doaf.
doaf by Ryan P. Sanchez July 8, 2006
a dumb person someone who always pisses you off.
Dude leave me alone you doafer.
Doafer by GoldenBoi_C July 25, 2010

Loafer Doafer 

The name given to a person that wears shoes from ALDO. Although this is an important asset they must also brush and shampoo their shoes. Most Loafer Doafers sleep with fugly sluts and they get their bikes stolen. The population of loafer doafers in bridge town nova scotia is extremely high. If you like the number 14 then you deffinately are a loafer doafer!
I saw adam chipman yesterday...what a loafer doafer!
or
Annie Crocker slept with a loafer dofer!
Loafer Doafer by A.Dot Dizz December 4, 2006
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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