The act of drying someone else's hair so vigorously that it causes scalp pain. Most often performed by parents on their unsuspecting kids.
"Get back in the house with that wet hair, you're not going out in the cold until I give you a Dutch Rub."
by Peapod Hobbit June 10, 2008
Rhett "That Gay Dutchman just tried to cop a feel of my butt!"
Joe "He Got Some Nerve, giving you a Dutch Rub!"
Joe "He Got Some Nerve, giving you a Dutch Rub!"
by Addicted To Love Rhett Titus May 18, 2009
by pitbulluk November 30, 2003
A Marion, Ohio based rock n' roll band noted for their on stage antics, pencil thin neck ties, their 'dutchrub.net' website and their frequent use of tobacco products.
by Dr. Rhett Crabtree January 02, 2004
When you and your homie eat too much chili so you gotta lay down next to each other and rub the shame out each other’s bellies.
Yo me and marshall at so much chili at the potluck we had to find a broom closet and give each other Dutch gut rubs.
by Dirk digger 1086 November 21, 2017
A way to simulate sex without penetration. The lady lubes her inner thighs and the guy goes to town without penetrating.
Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!
by appledanny May 20, 2010