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Dusty Muffin 

One guy to another, " No way dude! I don't do dusty muffins."

Dusty Muffin 

The act in which one party ejaculates on the other, then runs to the bathroom, places baby powder in their butthole and proceeds to fart on the ejaculate that is on their partner.
“Dude my girlfriend let me give her a dusty muffin, it was only on her leg but next time it’ll be better!”
Dusty Muffin by Cinn volov June 18, 2022

brown dusty muffin 

Sprinkling brown sugar on a girls face while receiving a blowjob. Sugar can be literally brown sugar or brown from other sources.
I was in the kitchen and gave some girl the brown dusty muffin because I ran out of powdered sugar.

dusty old muffin

When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time
That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.
dusty old muffin by Bub4 February 11, 2017

dust muffin 

a drug dealer's groupie... hangs out and puts out in the hope of free drugs
She'll do anyone for the chance of a line, a total dust muffin
dust muffin by stranger March 8, 2004

Dust Muffin 

A man with a spiky fau-hawk
wow, that guy has such a Dust Muffin!
Dust Muffin by spunky laday September 9, 2011
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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