Dunkelbumser

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Someone so ugly that they only have sex in the dark.
From the german words "Dunkel" (dark) and bumser (fucker)

-Andrew said he can only get laid if the chicks can't see him too well
-Yeah, he's such a Dunkelbumser lmao

Dunkelbumser by The Raize February 2, 2019

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dunkelbumser

Someone who is so ugly they have sex in the dark only. From german slang.

"Duude look at that Ribba!" "WOW! Hes a dunkelbumser!"

dunkelbumser by kifferen September 17, 2017

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Bunhead

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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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