Urban Dictionary: Definitions by kifferen

dunkelbumser

Someone who is so ugly they have sex in the dark only. From german slang.

"Duude look at that Ribba!" "WOW! Hes a dunkelbumser!"

by kifferen September 17, 2017

A native lady who drinks ALL of her drinks with straws, from water, to beer, to gravy.

"Ey bob, you see that rukh over there?"
"Yeah, i bet you she even uses a straw for yoghurt"

by kifferen November 27, 2014

The word used when you have ham and turkey mixed, incorrectly called, by some, Hamurkey or Birdpig.

Dude, did you see that birdpig?

Homie thats a pigbird, ham comes first.

by kifferen February 17, 2015

A piece of hated child-safety equipment that could have saved Harambe.

"Yeah, if they had just used a child leash Harambe would be alive"

by kifferen December 22, 2016

A kind of hermit stoner, living by itself in the great forests of scandinavia. Growing tons of cannabis. Often seen at casinos losing money.

by kifferen May 25, 2013