Urban Dictionary: Definitions by kifferen

dunkelbumser

Someone who is so ugly they have sex in the dark only. From german slang.

"Duude look at that Ribba!" "WOW! Hes a dunkelbumser!"

by kifferen September 17, 2017

The word used when you have ham and turkey mixed, incorrectly called, by some, Hamurkey or Birdpig.

Dude, did you see that birdpig?

Homie thats a pigbird, ham comes first.

by kifferen February 17, 2015

A native lady who drinks ALL of her drinks with straws, from water, to beer, to gravy.

"Ey bob, you see that rukh over there?"
"Yeah, i bet you she even uses a straw for yoghurt"

by kifferen November 27, 2014

A kind of hermit stoner, living by itself in the great forests of scandinavia. Growing tons of cannabis. Often seen at casinos losing money.

by kifferen May 25, 2013

A piece of hated child-safety equipment that could have saved Harambe.

"Yeah, if they had just used a child leash Harambe would be alive"

by kifferen December 22, 2016