Dumpster Man
A man who lives in a dumpster behind the dollar tree. He is known to be horny 99% of the time, he worships Ron Jeremy, and often uses little to no self control.
"Dude I just saw a guy jerking off in the dumpster behind the Dollar Store! I think he was watching Ron Jeremy!"
"That was probably just Dumpster Man."
"That was probably just Dumpster Man."
Dumpster Man by Dumpster Man January 26, 2015
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