Dumpsterman

Two females, usually of freshemn origin, being sly and cunning bitches. (i.e. Ali and Julie)

The Dumpsterman was really pissing me off today when she put a booger in my coffee.

by Psychobeev March 3, 2010

Dumpsterbating

The act of turning on the shower, then proceeded by sitting on the toilet and mastuerbating

"What we're you doing in the bathroom that took you like 2 hours?" "Dumpsterbating"

by Motodylan January 18, 2015

Dumpster Man

A man who lives in a dumpster behind the dollar tree. He is known to be horny 99% of the time, he worships Ron Jeremy, and often uses little to no self control.

"Dude I just saw a guy jerking off in the dumpster behind the Dollar Store! I think he was watching Ron Jeremy!"

"That was probably just Dumpster Man."

by Dumpster Man January 26, 2015

dumpsterware

Possessions (home furnishings, electronics, clothing, etc.) obtained through dumpster diving, typically characterized by out of date styles and/or obsolete technology.

Most of my furniture is dumpsterware.

by Unninja March 27, 2009

dumpsterbate

Beating off while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, usually done to save time.

hold on, I need to go dumpsterbate

by Doctor Frog January 16, 2008

Dumpsterpunk

A punk and/or anarchist who goes through dumpsters behind grocery stores to get food that is either damaged or about to expire and thus thrown out. There are many different reasons this is done including saving money, dismantling capitalism etc.

Punk 1: I made this vegan dinner only by dumpster diving.
Punk 2: Oh Larry, you're such a dumpsterpunk!

by Tjolson September 24, 2006

dumpsterbaby

A person so worthless that even their own mother doesn't want them.

Alex couldn't even pick a head of lettuce correctly, what a dumpsterbaby. He should DIASTFUF!

by BeauregardBlumpkin January 21, 2008