Dumpster Bag

One who keeps a ton of unnecessary item in there purse or bag.

I was searching through JoEllen purse today and never found the eyeliner, boy she has a Dumpster Bag.

Dumpster Bag by PlusSizeBarbie April 17, 2014

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Dumpsterbating

The act of turning on the shower, then proceeded by sitting on the toilet and mastuerbating

"What we're you doing in the bathroom that took you like 2 hours?" "Dumpsterbating"

Dumpsterbating by Motodylan January 18, 2015

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dumpsterbate

Beating off while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, usually done to save time.

hold on, I need to go dumpsterbate

dumpsterbate by Doctor Frog January 16, 2008

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dumpsterbaby

A person so worthless that even their own mother doesn't want them.

Alex couldn't even pick a head of lettuce correctly, what a dumpsterbaby. He should DIASTFUF!

dumpsterbaby by BeauregardBlumpkin January 21, 2008

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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