Skip to main content
To consume or destroy the object in front of you.
I really dummied that bottle of absinthe.

He checked me into the boards. So, in return, I dummied the shit out of his face.
dummied by Nigel Pisspants January 3, 2008
Words you can keep
To beat/completely annihilate someone in a form of competitive event so badly that it was like you were facing a non-living mannequin.aka. a Dummy.
"We dummied those guys in football last week"

"I know he thought he was tough, but I completely dummied him"
Dummied by j1mm3h May 8, 2009
- To generally get fucked up in some way. Most commonly by means of alcohol/drugs, severe beating, getting knocked out, injury, or harcore-sex.
(a)
"I got so hammered last night, man. I was fuckin' dummied!"

(b)
"Billy was talkin' shit so I straight dummied the faggot!"

(c)
Guy 1: "Do you know Anna?
Guy 2: "Yeah man. She's pretty hot"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I dummied her man. Totally dummied her ass. She must be hurtin'!"
dummied by kielkyoki January 9, 2008
The state of being overly intoxicated.
I'ma just get DUMMIED tonight.
dummied by imdummiedrightnow December 13, 2007

Dummy/ Dummied 

Dummy/ Dummied

To beat someone up very badly/ to do really fast
LD dummied the bird that was grilling him
yo i got 10 minutes until my break, lets dummy this order
Dummy/ Dummied
Dummy/ Dummied by Mc Definitions October 23, 2018

Dummy/ Dummied 

Dummy/ Dummied

To beat someone up very badly/ to do really fast
LD dummied the bird that was grilling him
yo i got 10 minutes until my break, lets dummy this order
Dummy/ Dummied
Dummy/ Dummied by Mc Definitions October 23, 2018

Dummiest 

The word dummiest means you are really dumb like even dumber than the dumbest .
Jaiden is the dummiest
Dummiest by Dummiest January 31, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next