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numfuddle
Numfuddling's what happens when you don't know what to eat
Hungry, food's abundant, you don't want savory nor sweet
The fridge may be full but nothing shines in your eyes
You close it and choose nothing but eating nothing's unwise
You figure it's better to just order take out, take care of your woes
But which to order, pizza, tacos, chinese? Damn it, who knows
Hungry, food's abundant, you don't want savory nor sweet
The fridge may be full but nothing shines in your eyes
You close it and choose nothing but eating nothing's unwise
You figure it's better to just order take out, take care of your woes
But which to order, pizza, tacos, chinese? Damn it, who knows
They seem so numfuddled looking at the menu right now
I never get the numfuddle myself, can't teach ya how
I never get the numfuddle myself, can't teach ya how
numfuddle by CookieGolem March 28, 2022
Related Words
Dumfuddle • Dumfuddery • Bumfuddle • Cumfuddle • defuddle • Dermfuddle • dumfungle • numfuddle • d. muddle
Bumfuddle
1. to place an object in one's own anus to assert dominance over the object. Often times a coping mechanism
1. John believed that he deserved a better grade than the unsatisfactory grade that he received on his test. So he bumfuddled the test to show it who was boss.
Bumfuddle by Dr. Manuel February 23, 2004
Dumfuddery
Dumfuddery by Bongo from the Congo March 13, 2020
BumFuddle
Harry tillet is always BumFuddling himself.
Joe Hurst BumFuddled me last night while i was sleeping.
Joe Hurst BumFuddled me last night while i was sleeping.
BumFuddle by Harry Clarke February 26, 2004
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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