numfuddle

Numfuddling's what happens when you don't know what to eat
Hungry, food's abundant, you don't want savory nor sweet
The fridge may be full but nothing shines in your eyes
You close it and choose nothing but eating nothing's unwise
You figure it's better to just order take out, take care of your woes
But which to order, pizza, tacos, chinese? Damn it, who knows

They seem so numfuddled looking at the menu right now
I never get the numfuddle myself, can't teach ya how

by CookieGolem March 28, 2022

Bumfuddle

1. to place an object in one's own anus to assert dominance over the object. Often times a coping mechanism

1. John believed that he deserved a better grade than the unsatisfactory grade that he received on his test. So he bumfuddled the test to show it who was boss.

by Dr. Manuel February 23, 2004

nutpuddles

The pools of sperm that gets left on the bed (or where ever ya was doin it) when a condem was not used. It normally will drain/leak out of a snatch.

Better change the sheets, we got nutpuddles all over them.

by honeybunny19 January 11, 2010

BumFuddle

1)To fuddle someones bum.
2)To play someones bum with a fiddle.

Harry tillet is always BumFuddling himself.
Joe Hurst BumFuddled me last night while i was sleeping.

by Harry Clarke February 26, 2004

Dumfuddle

Being completely confuse and having no idea about something.

Nick is dumfuddled about our trip next week.

by JBalls20 April 24, 2010

Cumfuddle

The verb cumfuddle means to cause a state of confusion in another or to have been put into a state of confusion and implied compliance through sexual suggestion. 2.Comfuddled can also be used as an adjective to indicate the object being in a constant state of compliance and confusion through sexual manipulation.

1.Any girl gets Jim all comfuddled to where he doesn't have a clue what he's doing.
2. That's her cumfuddled mess not mine.

by Wittybit September 16, 2016