Dumbass Dave 

A wild Jew roaming the hood of hewlett and u here him say when I grow up I want to be a cheez it and what’s doggin dog dog, and then he starts fucking pennies with his tounge

Don’t be like dumbass Dave

Dumbass Dave by Nog on da bitch March 23, 2019

Dumbass dave 

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

Dumbass dave by Bawston69 August 4, 2019