Dueys 

Pocket Dueces in Poker(especially in Texas Holdem)

"Do my Dueys beat your cowboys??"
"Uh-Oh pocket Dueys!"

Dueys by Apprentice February 21, 2004

M&M Duels 

Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.

I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.

Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.

When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ

They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.

This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.

There can only be one champion.

Tara: "What the hell are you doing, Kaele?"
Kaele: "M&M Duels of course!"
Tara: "... Can I watch??"
Kaele: >:D

M&M Duels by ObbyKaele March 19, 2009

deyse 

A Deyse is a girl that hates it when she is texting someone and they reply back with "I guess" and or "okay", she usually is very sweet and kind but when you do something that she doesn't like, she will get angry and turn from a sweet girl to Satan ._. She is also the jealous type, and does not like it when people stare at her sexy alpha male. Although her boyfriend calls her beautiful and compliments her even on all of her insecurities (like her hair) she doesn't think so of herself. She is the type of girl to make any guy fall quickly for her just based off of her personality alone, she is trust worthy, kind, smart, and beautiful but with all of these amazing features there is one really bad one... She will tear your balls off if you get her mad :( oh and she is a sexy child :) and I swear to god URBAN DICTIONARY if you do not fucking publish this shit I will shove my gf's burnt chicken up your asses -.-

Deyse = best girlfriend

Idk how to use it in a sentence...

deyse by Sexy Alpha Male Mero April 9, 2017

Auto Duels 

Auto duels is a game on ROBLOX which is played by a load of 'toxic' players mostly looking for attention and are desperate for clout since they don't get enough at home or in school.

Person 1: 1v1 me in Auto Duels.
Girl 1: You're too irrelevant for me to duel.
Person 1: ?? wtf?
Person 1: How about you 1v1 me?
Girl 2: Get away from me you're unknown.
Person 1: …. ok trash bag.

Auto Duels by Person0000000 June 11, 2021

Duesling 

People who just live, and are there. Usually a term used to describe a happy type troll who lives in ones community and is always down for a laugh.

"That guy is such a Duesling, I always see him around town, but I don't know his name."

Duesling by Crispin GloverMoverPover February 22, 2012

deysy 

Deysy is a very pretty girl .. she is the realist friend you’ll ever have .. deysy will slap the shit outta you if you keep talking shit .. deysy don’t give a fuck

Deysy think y’all hoes mad

deysy by Smilehoe August 24, 2019

Paid my dues

When you've put in the time and effort in the past, so that you don't have to work as hard in the present or future.

When the restaurant's most experienced waiter was asked if she wanted to work during Christmas day, she declined, saying "I've paid my dues."

Paid my dues by D. Y. Vetz December 7, 2020