dicknuts

someone who spills guinnes on your shirt on st patrick's day

hey, you spilled guinness on my shirt dicknuts!

by mattywag March 19, 2008

dicknuts

A conbining of the term dick and the term nuts. My friend said it once and it is one of the stupidest damn things I've ever heard. Fuck of I know what it means, though.

What the hell's up, dicknuts?????

by A.B.S. May 24, 2004

dicknuts

a snoob.

You suck at Snood dicknuts!

by Wave of Babies February 23, 2009

dicknuts

A person with two additional penises in place of your nuts

Man, you've got dicknuts? That's terrible.

by JonathanXS May 15, 2013

DickNuts

DickNuts, used as in insult too belittle and insult a fellow friend or person you don’t like, DickNuts insinuates that said person infact doesn’t have a penis or a testicle sack, but in fact has dicknuts, a long shaft with balls attached to the helmet.

Person 1: “That’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard”

Person 2: “Fuck off dicknuts”

by YNW smelly December 4, 2020

Dicknuts.

(noun) An aggravating person, usually after they have done something annoying

(adj.) Used to describe something bad or annoying

(noun) Oh my god, you are such a dicknuts.

(adj.) That burger was so dicknuts. let's get something else.

by Cletus Le Fetus June 28, 2018

dunkin dicknuts

When you sit down really quick to take a shit and the seat is up and you don't notice so you plop ass-first into the cold water and you get your dick and nuts all wet. (Not in a good way)

Dave: Bro, you left the fucking seat up.
Jeff: So?
Dave: So I went fucking dunkin dicknuts in that shit, you fucking dickshitter.

by JefJeffJeffJeffrey Dickshitter February 28, 2017