Duckicorn

A hybrid species of animal being part Duck and Unicorn. They usually can be spotted in rivers near willow trees having the appearance of a large bright duck with a white shiny horn above it's bill. On occation, the duckicorn can be sensed near water reservoirs or canals near large plant life.

The duckicorn has the power to bring the rain and water to all the land. When the canals or reservoirs are dry, the duckicorn must be away.

The canal is flowing with water so the duckicorn must be near.

Let us throw sacrifices of small material in the water to please the duckicorn.

by IamwhoIamnomatterwhat October 18, 2010

Duckicorn

The amazing animal that has a duck's body and a unicorn horn and a little bit of their wings. They love to frolic through fields and are usually silver colored.

Did you see that wonderful beautiful creature running through the grass?

Why yes, it was a Duckicorn!!!!

by Floronnln & Veica April 9, 2011

dudeicorn

A very mythical creature, which is a dude, and a unicorn. Much like a Centaur, but with a horn, and the magical powers of a unicorn. Or if a man and a unicorn spent a magical night together, their male offspring would be a Dudeicorn. Sadly, much like a mule they cannot procreate.

At the end of the rainbow you will find many Dudeicorns.

I enjoy riding on my BFF Dudeicorn, because when I hang on, I get to caress his muscles.

My Dudeicorn smells like strippers and shame, that horn is magical.

by Alyson Clair June 8, 2009

douchicorn

n. A douchbag so rare that it borders on the mythical. The douchicorn is able to take on many forms, only appears for a few seconds randomly at meat markets, and is usually wearing sunglasses inside at night and sports douchie hair. After seeing a douchicorn one may question if it was really there or a figment of their imagination.

You: Oh my god I think that's the biggest douche I've ever seen in my life.

Friend: Holy Shit you're right!

You: Where did he go?

Friend: Either we both dropped acid and don't remember, or we just witnessed the Douchicorn.

by djsquared1 October 12, 2009

Dickcorn

The free popcorn that sits right outside of bathrooms at restaurants and bars.

Hey Dave, Grab me a handful of Dickcorn when you come back from the bathroom.

by ItTingles January 3, 2019

Dickacorn

Mainly another word for a dick head. Like a unicorn, dickacorns are thought to have a dick smack dab in the middle of there forehead. They are an all male species (w/t a few exceptions) but unlike the gracefull unicorns who are (sadly) not real/extinct, the dickacorns (sadly) still exist.

Dude, you are such a dick head, I bet you could be a dickacorn!

by abscond2hell+back January 29, 2015

Canadian Duckhorn

1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.

Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006