A very mythical creature, which is a dude, and a unicorn. Much like a Centaur, but with a horn, and the magical powers of a unicorn. Or if a man and a unicorn spent a magical night together, their male offspring would be a Dudeicorn. Sadly, much like a mule they cannot procreate.
At the end of the rainbow you will find many Dudeicorns.
I enjoy riding on my BFF Dudeicorn, because when I hang on, I get to caress his muscles.
My Dudeicorn smells like strippers and shame, that horn is magical.
I enjoy riding on my BFF Dudeicorn, because when I hang on, I get to caress his muscles.
My Dudeicorn smells like strippers and shame, that horn is magical.
by Alyson Clair June 8, 2009