Duck Logic 

When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.

"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."

Duck Logic by Ezin December 30, 2016

Duck Dynasty Logic

Saying any offensive thing you want and justifying it with religious beliefs/right to free speech. Popularized by Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments during and interview in GQ magazine.

Comparing homosexuality to bestiality and passing it off as religious beliefs. Duck Dynasty Logic.
'I think homosexuality is a step away from bestiality.'

'What the hell dude?'

'Don't get offended by my opinion I have a right to free speech and freedom of religious expression. Duck Dynasty Logic.'

Duck Dynasty Logic by Nale Dixon December 22, 2013

dicklogical

It's the ability to remain in a logical state of mind, despite having a working functioning penis.

That girl is an 8 hot but an 8 crazy, good thing your dicklogical and avoided the trouble.

dicklogical by D-Voice January 17, 2018