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duch

One who is so hard and badass that he kicks the ass of anyone that crosses him, yet still remains intelligent and self confident. Also slang for the ejaculation of semen from the head of an over-weight African America.
"The guy is so duch, he sliced the throat of that kid that sold his little sister drugs, and he's only 16."
by Slilco Vajanderhieden June 24, 2006
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Duch

An elongated head, similar to the 'skulls' in the Indiana Jones film, "Indiana Jones and the crystal skull".
"I would love to clutch that duch"

"Dude check out that guys duch"
by TommyP88 December 21, 2009
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duch rudder

when another person grabs your arm when ur hand is around ur cock and shakes ur arm up and down so it feels like some one els is jacking you off
Jane gave Tom a duch rudder
by MacDaddyPizzel July 31, 2009
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Duch Bag

a complete NOOB, not dueche in any way. Duch, as in "Dutch". Totally idiot and/or asshole. the fag of the group. this person would be Fez in "that 70's show" cast
wow derek, Aaron just got caught holding that guys hand. What a Duch bag, bro.
by Alec H February 1, 2009
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duch bag

is similar to a douche bag, but with quite a bit less of an education. A borderline retarded person, not to be confused with the mentally disabled. Has issues speaking, reading, and writing of the english language, when no knowledge of any other language is present.
Guy1: He is such a Duch bag.

Guy2: No kidding.
by sniperimpulse November 3, 2010
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Da da duch dass dass dass

(1)Who the hell knows?

(2)The response given by a drunken, worn out gril when awaken from a deep sleep to answer a question.
Question Asked: Adrianne are you going to the Funky Buddah tonight?
Question Answered: Da da duch dass dass dass! (In a loud tone as if the question was answered and now you are going back to your drunken sleep!)
by Joneille December 15, 2008
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anal duch tube

the long part of a duch that would normaly go in the vag but instead someone puts it up there ass to clean it out
sluts that take it up the ass would know about an anal duch tube.
by Jessica Souza November 9, 2006
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