duch 

One who is so hard and badass that he kicks the ass of anyone that crosses him, yet still remains intelligent and self confident. Also slang for the ejaculation of semen from the head of an over-weight African America.

"The guy is so duch, he sliced the throat of that kid that sold his little sister drugs, and he's only 16."

duch by Slilco Vajanderhieden June 24, 2006

Duch 

An elongated head, similar to the 'skulls' in the Indiana Jones film, "Indiana Jones and the crystal skull".

"I would love to clutch that duch"

"Dude check out that guys duch"

Duch by TommyP88 December 21, 2009

duch rudder

when another person grabs your arm when ur hand is around ur cock and shakes ur arm up and down so it feels like some one els is jacking you off

Jane gave Tom a duch rudder

duch rudder by MacDaddyPizzel July 31, 2009

Duch Bag 

a complete NOOB, not dueche in any way. Duch, as in "Dutch". Totally idiot and/or asshole. the fag of the group. this person would be Fez in "that 70's show" cast

wow derek, Aaron just got caught holding that guys hand. What a Duch bag, bro.

Duch Bag by Alec H February 1, 2009

duch bag 

is similar to a douche bag, but with quite a bit less of an education. A borderline retarded person, not to be confused with the mentally disabled. Has issues speaking, reading, and writing of the english language, when no knowledge of any other language is present.

Guy1: He is such a Duch bag.

Guy2: No kidding.

duch bag by sniperimpulse November 3, 2010

Da da duch dass dass dass 

(1)Who the hell knows?

(2)The response given by a drunken, worn out gril when awaken from a deep sleep to answer a question.

Question Asked: Adrianne are you going to the Funky Buddah tonight?
Question Answered: Da da duch dass dass dass! (In a loud tone as if the question was answered and now you are going back to your drunken sleep!)

Da da duch dass dass dass by Joneille December 15, 2008

anal duch tube 

the long part of a duch that would normaly go in the vag but instead someone puts it up there ass to clean it out

sluts that take it up the ass would know about an anal duch tube.

anal duch tube by Jessica Souza November 9, 2006