duch

One who is so hard and badass that he kicks the ass of anyone that crosses him, yet still remains intelligent and self confident. Also slang for the ejaculation of semen from the head of an over-weight African America.

"The guy is so duch, he sliced the throat of that kid that sold his little sister drugs, and he's only 16."

by Slilco Vajanderhieden June 24, 2006

duche

the douche way to spell douche

Hey my names Bill and I am ignorant. You are indeed a duche.

by Wehner June 24, 2006

Duched

pronounced "dooshed".

hooking up with a dirty slut who may literally bite your dick offand give you an STD.

boy1 - "man i just hooked up with this chick taylar at a party!"

boy2- "awh, dude, you just got duched.. might want to get checked out.."

by crazYchomper February 4, 2010

duche

n., doosh: the idiot of a group that no one can stand but they still want around

Hey, whats up duche?

by dooshman August 29, 2007

Duche'

A very smelly penis

Ewww, Michael put your duche' away thats soo gross!

by Stikey December 31, 2009

duche

1. Someone who does prissy shit for stupid reasons.

2. short for duche bag

Henry David Thoreau refused to pay a poll tax for "Civil Disobediance." He was held in jail for one night while someone else paid it for him. What a duche.

by DudeoftheDay March 4, 2005

duche

Someone who does stupid shit to make them self hated and despised by the people around them. Consequentially this may be a fat person named Garret.

"that fat shit Garret is a duche"

by Ranger rotc November 18, 2007