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When you cum in your pants and let it fester in your pants until it starts to degrade the fabric.
My friends and I love having dry rot in our pants.
Dry rot by webgurt March 17, 2025

dry bum rot 

*disease that causes the anus to rot and become dry*
my friend phoned saying that he woke up with dry bum rot... a dry rotting bum

dry rott 

The decomposition that occurs on the crotch of panties when women have crotch rott
The dry rott in sara jacksons underwear ate a hole right through the crotch of her panties. *KKKRUNCH*
dry rott by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003

Dry-rotted 

The premature thumbilation of your partners anus.

Dryrotting occurs when a foreign object enters the balloon knot wet but becomes dry while inside.
Dry-rot causes pain and discomfort when reattempting and ultimately ruines the off-road journey down that dirt road.
Y: babe stop. It hurts
M: I might have dry-rotted your asshole, my bad.
Dry-rotted by Ass Mechanic April 5, 2021

Dry-mouth rotisserie 

The declining of spit-roasting.
“James Let’s spit-roast her.”
“How about dry-mouth rotisserie John”
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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