Dry Gulch

To knock someone out with a vase, frying pan or other handy object as they walk through the doorway.

Shhhh quiet! If he comes through the door, dry gulch him with that lamp.

by 07079 May 31, 2011

Dry Gulch

When you stick a finger into someone's ass without lube.

Frank woke up his girlfriend by giving her a dry gulch.

by HM2013 March 31, 2015

Dry Gulch

To hit someone in the nose or in the throat so hard that a person dies from it.

I dry-gulched Valerie.

by Saints September 28, 2004

Dry Gulch

To drag someone's face on a rough surface resulting in a pretty intense looking injury and scar. Cement and stucco work well.

Bitch went to curb stomp my buddy but I dry gulched his ass.
or
Better look out for I dry gulch the hell out of you.

by Frostbite2 January 13, 2009

Dry Gulch

When you go down on a chick that doesn't want you to. So it's all dry.

I totally dry gulched that bitch last night!

by Tahiti Jones November 15, 2009

dry gulch

to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch

and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.

by Dickie Moist October 07, 2003

dry gulching

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

by Zsinix September 20, 2016