dry gulch

to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch

and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.

dry gulch by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

Dry Gulch

To knock someone out with a vase, frying pan or other handy object as they walk through the doorway.

Shhhh quiet! If he comes through the door, dry gulch him with that lamp.

Dry Gulch by 07079 May 31, 2011

Dry Gulch

When you stick a finger into someone's ass without lube.

Frank woke up his girlfriend by giving her a dry gulch.

Dry Gulch by HM2013 March 31, 2015

Dry Gulch

To hit someone in the nose or in the throat so hard that a person dies from it.

I dry-gulched Valerie.

Dry Gulch by Saints September 28, 2004

Dry Gulch

To drag someone's face on a rough surface resulting in a pretty intense looking injury and scar. Cement and stucco work well.

Bitch went to curb stomp my buddy but I dry gulched his ass.
or
Better look out for I dry gulch the hell out of you.

Dry Gulch by Frostbite2 January 13, 2009

Dry Gulch

When you go down on a chick that doesn't want you to. So it's all dry.

I totally dry gulched that bitch last night!

Dry Gulch by Tahiti Jones November 15, 2009

Dry-Gulch 

When you shit into a toilet and, when flushing, the water rolls the shit around the bowl leaving skid marks all over the inside of the bowl. The appearance looks like you shit into a dry toilet or a "dry gulch".

Brandon:*walks out of bathroom with a smug look on his face*
Brandon's co-worker Jimmy:*walks into stall* Jesus man, what in the fuck did you do in here, there's shit all over the bowl?!? Did you even flush?
Brandon: Mexican buffet last night bro!
Jimmy: You dry-gulched the toilet man - might as well just replace it since we can't use it now.

Dry-Gulch by OG T-Dogg 55 August 13, 2020