Drunkules

The alter ego that someone turns into when they've had too much to drink and thinks he's invincible.

Mike's so hammered he thinks he's Hercules. He's Drunkules.

Drunkules by profsteve October 20, 2014

drunklet 

Petite girl that gets horrendously drunk

Two guys at the club:

"Hey, look at that drunklet dancing in the corner, she would probably be an easy fuck"
"You are right man, she does not even know where she is! Let's go for it!"

drunklet by The Dani November 24, 2013

Drunkle 

That drunk uncle everybody has who always gets hammered at family events. Usually this individual will puke, cause a fight or both and is estimated to have a short life expectancy.

I love hanging out with my Drunkle because he buys me booze.

Drunkle by Wordwerth October 10, 2008

Drunkalyse 

Person who becomes more awesome the more they drink.

Everyone tells me I am a total drunkalyse when we go drinking.

Drunkalyse by Rogue X November 13, 2020

Drunkenese 

The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.

Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"

Drunkenese by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005

Drunkolepsy 

Someone who consumes so much alcohol that they pass out at random and fall down.

Kevin was so drunk, he fell out of his chair due to his chronic drunkolepsy.

Drunkolepsy by Mr. One Three July 15, 2009

drunkuisine 

Foodstuffs or culinary combinations which are best suited for consumption and/or preparation by an intoxicated individual.

Lily ate an entire platter of deep-fried bacon-crusted pork rinds on my white suede couch last night-- that's some serious drunkuisine.

drunkuisine by Badwig September 28, 2009