one who pwns
one who drinks a lot of beer
one who pwns while drinking beer

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Drunk Mike pwns Ian and Johan a lot when they play Halo.
by Mike Bowden March 31, 2004
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one who gets pwned repeatedly up the butt
one who gets latched 80 times in a match by groober and whines about it
man, groober won? he must have been playing with a bunch of drunk mike's
by Pwn April 7, 2004
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