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Drunk Mike 

one who pwns
one who drinks a lot of beer
one who pwns while drinking beer

see also: smoke
Drunk Mike pwns Ian and Johan a lot when they play Halo.
Drunk Mike by Mike Bowden March 30, 2004

Drunk Mike 

one who gets pwned repeatedly up the butt
one who gets latched 80 times in a match by groober and whines about it
man, groober won? he must have been playing with a bunch of drunk mike's
Drunk Mike by Pwn April 7, 2004

Drink Drugin Mike 

A guy who hangs around the local bar driving girls drinks.
SKÖL Bro: man my SKÖL Ho was sick as fuck when we got home from the bar.

Vidar: sounds like she ran into a Drink Drugin Mike.
Drink Drugin Mike by TOTEMIR January 7, 2022

Mikey Drunk 

Taking 2 shots and being completely wasted, while having spaz attacks.
Dude I'm so Mikey Drunk that it comes in waves from my shoulders to my face and its punching me in my eyeballs
Mikey Drunk by Mogar193 June 8, 2011

DrunkMikey 

Someone who, even when drunk, is so polite that they apologize to inanimate objects despite it being his own fault.
He’s such a DrunkMikey, he dropped a bottle of maple syrup on his foot - said sorry to syrup.
DrunkMikey by RogueX September 22, 2023
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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