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dipshittery

Severe stupidity. Usually refering to someone acting like those idiots on Jackass.
My God, enough of this dipshittery.
dipshittery by Cerberus May 13, 2005

Dropshipper 

Internet taste-tester. Paid to "advertise" a warehouser's/factory's products. The factory's hype man. Probably has no idea whether the products even work. Definition yes-man. Would probably enforce the law. Brave New World "greenback upper".
This girl from Shanghai told me to eat a "candy" that made my mouth water uncomfortably. Probably a dropshipper. -SerpentZA
Dropshipper by barteck August 5, 2022

Ignoholic Dipshittery

A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.
James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."

John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."
Ignoholic Dipshittery by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016

dogshitter 

those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet
is this little dog yours or you're just a dogshitter?
dogshitter by mavex January 31, 2007

Dipshittery

A mix of incompetence, shenanigans, and overall laziness in a surgical critical care environment; common in Louisiana. Term coined by "Mississippi Mudd".
Healthcare Provider 1: Dude, I can't stand this place anymore. I'm transferring out.

Healthcare Provider 2: Yeah, lots of dipshittery happens when not needed or called for.

Dipshitteryology 

The study of television political pundits, most particularly Glenn Beck. He is a master of Dipshittery.
I watched Faux News to get my degree in Dipshitteryology.