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Drinky McDumbass 

1. An executive whose success is primarily due to family and/or fraternal connections rather than merit.
2. As above, but specifically referring to George W. Bush.
Turn the channel -- I'm tired of listening to Drinky McDumbass.
Drinky McDumbass by VMarsch January 19, 2004

drinky poo 

What Jim Lahey calls an alcoholic drink in Trailer Park Boys.

Lahey is known to become wasted off his ass and scheme with Randy to get Ricky and Julian kicked out of the trailer park while constantly drinking his "drinky poos."
Another drinky poo Randy bo bandy?
drinky poo by Filthy Sally July 26, 2006

Drunky Gaga 

1. A term for when Lady Gaga is drunk, looks drunk, or acts like a drunkard. It is not a derogatory term. In fact, it is used by little monsters to tease Gaga. It originated on Tumblr.

2. A meme that derived from the definition above.
Person 1: Hey! Look at this picture of Lady Gaga at a party. She looks so drunk.
Person 2: Wow. Drunky Gaga sure likes to party!
~~
Drunky Gaga is taking over the world.
~~
Drunky Gaga by drunky-gaga June 29, 2011

buy me drinky girl 

An asian woman, or a man disguised as one, usually filipeno, who eeks out a living coercing men to buy it overpriced drinks in exchange for conversation. The coversation usually consists of request for more drinks and empty flattery.
recruit "Hey Salt, can I borrow some money I spent all mine at the bar last night."
Ol' Salt "No kidding, I didn't know you could drink so much."
recruit "Well I was buying drinks for this girl I met."
Ol' Salt "Girl eh, you didn't kiss her did you?"
recruit "Well yeah, I was liplocked with her most of the later part of the night, after she got a dozen or so drinks in her."
Ol' Salt "Dude that's a buy me drinky girl, and she was probably a man."
recruit "Noooooo!!!"
Ol' Salt "You sicken me."

Drunky Pants 

The pervibial "pants" one wears when becoming a bit too intoxicated. However, drunky pants can also lead to wearing naked pants, then walk-of-shame pants.
"Dude, I'm SOOOOO drunky pants right now!"
Drunky Pants by NayFace May 5, 2010

drinky girl 

A Korean, Filipino or Russian girl who works in bars and clubs outside of US military bases in Korea and gets GIs to buy them expensive glasses of juice or alcohol in exchange for a conversation and occasional sex on the side. For every one nice girl you meet about five more who just want to take all your money on payday.
That dumb-ass blew his whole paycheck on that drinky girl from the B@B club last weekend and now he can't even afford to get a haircut for next week.
drinky girl by GI Bro May 27, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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