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Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)
My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding
Dried Turds by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
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driedfecta 

The combination of the three finest dried fruit: raisins, apricots, and cranberries
Kip: Can you pass the prunes and banana chips?

Pam: We don't have those here-- We only serve the driedfecta
driedfecta by dan theman October 22, 2008
As used in eastern Carteret County in NC, it is an interjection indicating extreme doubt or incredulous disbelief.....due to the Down East dialect, it is often pronounced "droim"....(note: it is NOT an expression of dismay as another poster has stated)
You caught 50 boxes of flounder last week? Drime, I reckon you did!

For an EXTREME expression of disbelief, it is sometimes followed with "down"
drime by BigRedDog126 May 7, 2011

freeze dried 

The act of consuming alcohol, marijuana, and mushrooms all at the same time.
Cody: Man, I just chased that mushroom with a shot of fireball!
Dennis: And you're high as balls!
Schuyler: Dude you're so freeze dried
freeze dried by R!ff Raff July 1, 2014

nigger and dimed 

When you hang out with a black guy and then suddenly realize your cash is dwindling.
Fool, you been nigger and dimed.

freeze dried hippie 

Normally, a person who seems to be stuck in the past. This person wants to stay in the "good ol' days." This person may also think of himself as appealing to the younger audience. You may spot one once in a while. They usually have a braided pony tail in his gray hair and may wear clothing styles of today. If not, he wears anything that he may consider "hip" or "cool" which may not be true.
My father is a freeze dried hippie! This is so embarrassing! I wish he would just get through the fact that times have changed!