Dresser Messer 

Verb The act of defecating shitting in a dresser or other place. Especialy, but not limited to, the socks and underwear draw.

1. Any place in which some one stores their clothes. ie. beurau, chifferobe, suitcase drawer etc. can all be devestaded by a well placed dresser messer
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.

Dresser Messer by Eshmack September 29, 2011

dressed up messed up 

Wearing and outfit that is horribly put together

Boy ya dressed up messed up, damned You're dressed up messed up,muthafuka ya dressed up messed up

dressed up messed up by Southern Bella February 6, 2020

messes in dresses 

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.

Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.

messes in dresses by W. Priske December 4, 2014