Dresser Messer

Verb The act of defecating shitting in a dresser or other place. Especialy, but not limited to, the socks and underwear draw.

1. Any place in which some one stores their clothes. ie. beurau, chifferobe, suitcase drawer etc. can all be devestaded by a well placed dresser messer
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.

Dresser Messer by Eshmack September 29, 2011

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dressed up messed up

Wearing and outfit that is horribly put together

Boy ya dressed up messed up, damned You're dressed up messed up,muthafuka ya dressed up messed up

dressed up messed up by Southern Bella February 6, 2020

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messes in dresses

Drunk chicks-- usually out on the town together all gussied up.

Did you see those hammered bridesmaids? Messes in dresses.

messes in dresses by W. Priske December 4, 2014

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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