Dream Job
The most rigged television game show ever. Everybody knows Matt Bullard is going to win as if he was actually better. He's just a ringer who has been doing broadcasting since he retired in the late 90s.
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Dreamjob
A dreamjob is said to be potential when you have incredible amounts of sperm building up in your system, to no relief.
This persistence of non-relief is then abruptly ended when your mind takes over and instills a fantastic dream in your deepest sleep, a dream so real that an incredible explosion occurs in your pants, at the hands of no one but your dreams.
In effect, your dream gets you off.
This persistence of non-relief is then abruptly ended when your mind takes over and instills a fantastic dream in your deepest sleep, a dream so real that an incredible explosion occurs in your pants, at the hands of no one but your dreams.
In effect, your dream gets you off.
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When you take your date to the Cheesecake Factory, and he/she/they crawls under the booth and gives you a blowjob after eating Oreo Extreme Dream Cheesecake with oreo still in his/her/their mouth. (Credit for name to be given to Josh aka Fuckface).
Oreo Extreme Dreamjob by lizzzkitty February 8, 2022
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