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Dragon Kiss

The first kiss of the day in the morning after a nights sleep. The breathe is less than fresh, may cause a twitch in the eye if particularly pungeant.
Keith: *gags* Have you brushed your teeth today Charlene?

Charlene: No, not today, not yesterday, not ever. Toothbrushes are the work of the devil.

Keith: That was a total dragon kiss dear, I'm getting you a toothbrush devil or not.

Dragon kiss

A dragon kiss is a form of kissing. Normally done by taking a hit of a vape or marijuana and kissing the other person. You essentially blow it into their mouth while kissing.
Tom: “ You got a vape?”
Sarah: “Yea”
Tom: “Can i hit?”
Sarah: “If you want it you’re gonna have to let me dragon kiss you.”
Tom: “Alright”
Dragon kiss by UrbanDictonaray April 4, 2023

Dragon's kiss 

The act of inhaling marijuana smoke and then kissing another person while exhaling. The person being kissed inhales the smoke.
I gave a girl her first dragon's kiss last night. She caught a little buzz.
Dragon's kiss by DrTeeeth December 14, 2010

Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.
-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"
Shanghai Dragon's Kiss by Uncle Kevin December 30, 2013

Dragon's Kiss 

Another one of those ones for your pyromaniacs out there , as your your down on her quickly grab a lighter and set her pubs on fire, then quickly put it out with your mouth.
And then when I had my Tongue in, I quckly pulled out and gave her the Dragon's Kiss
Dragon's Kiss by Hash_ December 5, 2005

Dragon's Kiss 

When both partners eat a hot pepper and kiss.
"Hey, me and my girlfriend just had a dragon's kiss. It was hot!"
Dragon's Kiss by LoneDragon November 15, 2011
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