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dragon mom 

A mom who doesn't take shit from anyone. A rare breed. She makes mistakes but don't let her mistakes fool you. She is the leader of her family.

Fierce but compassionate.

Beauty but humble.
Lady in the street but freak in the sheets.

Her kids will always be her first priority. Anyone who messes with them will feel the fire. She's the one they all want. The complete package.
"She's a dragon mom, don't fuck with her."

"A dragon mom is a rare breed. You find a dragon queen, wife that bitch. Cherish her because she can never be replaced."
dragon mom by Founder of Dragon Mom September 1, 2017
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Dragon Mom 

An individual that obsesses over their pet.
Person A) Yo, did you see Pete's dog on instagram. He did a back flip onto a skateboard.

Person B) Yah, man... He a dragon mom.
Dragon Mom by aninjaturtle November 18, 2017

Dragon moment 

A moment every stoner has. When someone who is extremely high takes a large hit of marijuana and blows lots of smoke, resembling a dragon. Being in a very high state, the person then believes they ARE a dragon. This can also apply when one is high and thinks somebody else is a dragon.
"Dude, I finally had my dragon moment last night. It was awesome."

"Dude, you had wings... and stuff. That was an awesome dragon moment."
Dragon moment by Lambchop =D January 4, 2010

dragoncommands 

The coolest Minecraft datapack creator around.
CreeperMagnet_: hey is that dragoncommands the poggers person?
dragoncommands: you're god damn right
dragoncommands by Jachro December 11, 2020

DragonModded 

Man, I got so ripped and watched DragonModded all night
DragonModded by TheAnalBeadUser August 1, 2024