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Dragon Faced 

To be extremely drunk, shit-faced, intoxicated, crunk, sloshed, hammered, tippsy, or alcoholized.

When you are so out of it because of alcohol that your cheeks turn red, vision is blurry, and you think you are so tough you can spit fire!
I was so Dragon Faced last night that if fought Chuck Norris for some fat chick.
Dragon Faced by WVU48 September 19, 2012
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dragon face 

1. the most awful expression an individual can contort his face into; 2. when you get so angry you are nearly breathing fire; 3. the way you know you are about to see the absolute worst of your significant other.
“Once you see a person’s dragon face there’s no going back.”

Dragon deez nuts across your face 

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.
P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face

shaniqua didnt liek the way tiny tim was acting, so she gave him a big puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face

Dragon deez nuts across your face 

Drag-on. Which basically is like the word "dragging". It's pretty much another way of the deez nuts jokes.
You: Hey look, a dragon!
Friend: What dragon?
You: Dragon deez nuts across your face nigga!

Dragonface08

the 3rd best person in the world and the second-best YouTuber
it's the third-best person in the world, Dragonface08
Dragonface08 by coolwhip223 February 7, 2020

Dragonface 

To engage in aggressive oral sex with the intention of causing physical harm by so doing.

Oral sex, or fellatio, intimately involving generous application of teeth (particularly the canines).
Bone had removed his trousers in preparation for the French delicacy to come... he was unaware, however, that Seana intended to dragonface his loins.

Only in his wildest nightmares and horrifying flights of fantasy did Tyler expect that he might be forced to dragonface another man... yet this exact fear confronted him today.
Dragonface by Donaorf May 27, 2011