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Dracoitis 

A disease caught when spent too much time watching draco malfoy, whether that be on tiktok or in movies. Dracoitis can be very harsh to the body, you may experience hornyness, weight loss and the craving of green apples. Dracoitis can be very addictive and so far no one has found a cure. There is a temporary cure for Dracoitis and that is streaming Tom Felton’s songs and taking a break from anywhere where you might see Malfoy.
Ugh! I think I have dracoitis! I started puking green apples with Draco’s face engraved into them!!
Dracoitis by misscobby November 1, 2020
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capit draconis 

latin for dragon's head or head of dragon. also used as a password in harry potter and the philosopher's stone.
eg. "look at that capit draconis!'
capit draconis by batman's spy October 6, 2009
Dracovish is an ungodly pokemon in Generation VIII that consists of a fish head on top of a Stegosaurus body. The head is attached by the tail, and half of the Stegosaurus body is missing which means no heart, lungs, stomach, or liver for Dracovish. It's main move is Fishious rend where Dracovish rends its target with its gills. It does not have a Gigantamax.
oh wow that's a very powerful dracovish you got there it totally beat my toxapex with its fishious rend
dracovish by Cumulus May 3, 2020

Tenchimaru Draconis 

<Dude> Go pet the pony
<Guy> *pets Tenchimaru Draconis*
Tenchimaru Draconis by Crotanks March 26, 2004

Dracoiest 

A phrase they call “Soulja boy” aka Young Drako the godfather of all human kind supporting dracos. A true draconian.
Them: Yo Taliban Jay u kno soulja is the most dracoiest?
Me: Yeah, all hail dracoiest drako!
Dracoiest by Stickrixh January 27, 2019

Dracollisation

When someone is utterly in love with the fictional character Draco Lucius Malfoy due to his desirable characteristics as a possessive, powerful, articulate and mysterious form of a man. These qualities attract someone who is Dracollised due to their damaged childhood and empathic tendencies, thus causing them over compensate emotionally with sympathy for Draco’s dominating and aggressive actions. Dracollised people tend to fantasise over an enemy’s to lovers relationship with his character and feel the need to help and “change” him. Let me be real for a second... you are mostly likely a daddy issues riddled hot girl who wears a lot of black and green who pulls and leaves a lot of boys on read because your standards of romance are too high due to the through the roof romanticised fan fictions of Draco that you read at 3am whilst listening to Artic monkeys and the neighbourhood.
Did you see that girl, dracollisation in her cus I heard she’s unattainable and breaks guys hearts without realising because she’s married to a fictional character

Dracolis 

A very awesome and cool person
Your a dracolis
Dracolis by Deku kun May 31, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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