stinger

one of the more annoying salmon run bosses. fairly simple to take out since you just need to knock down its pots but it leaves you vulnerable at the shore and it can also shoot you anywhere on the map with its sting ray

Grizzco Employee 1: help i'm being targeted by stingers
Grizzco Employee 2: alright let me pop inkjet

by Cumulus April 09, 2025

Galar

The region in which Pokemon Sword/Shield is set in.

I'm going to Galar to catch a Snom!

by Cumulus May 24, 2020

flyfish

the absolute worst salmon run boss because it will make you go to the shore and waste your entire ink tank on two bombs that miss the baskets. then it will instakill you with its global range tenta missiles

Grizzco Employee 1: there's a flyfish spawning at shore
Grizzco Employee 2: UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING THING BLOW IT UP NOW

by Cumulus April 09, 2025

Stegosaurus

I defined this in 2020 and nobody has defined Stegosaurus yet. I am disappointed. Anyways, a Stegosaurus is a dinosaur with many bony plates along its back. It also has spines on its tail. Don't let ASDFMovie fool you with the one "I am a Stegosaurus" scene, as that more closely resembles an Apatosaurus.

Teacher: The stegosaurus lived in the Mesozoic era--
Student: i don't care this is the cenozoic era lol

by Cumulus May 19, 2020

Flyfish

The absolute worst boss in Salmon run, it will force you to go to the shore and waste your entire ink tank on two bombs that miss the baskets and then it will instakill you with its global range tenta missiles

Grizzco Employee 1: hey there's a flyfish spawning at the shore
Grizzco Employee 2: UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING THING BLOW IT UP NOW

by Cumulus April 09, 2025

dracovish

Dracovish is an ungodly pokemon in Generation VIII that consists of a fish head on top of a Stegosaurus body. The head is attached by the tail, and half of the Stegosaurus body is missing which means no heart, lungs, stomach, or liver for Dracovish. It's main move is Fishious rend where Dracovish rends its target with its gills. It does not have a Gigantamax.

oh wow that's a very powerful dracovish you got there it totally beat my toxapex with its fishious rend

by Cumulus May 03, 2020

megalodontia

the most difficult king salmonid to beat. also known as "joe" or "joe mawmaw" because of a mistranslation when it was announced.

"yeah i defeated a megalodontia during yesterday's rotation"
"you mean a joe?"
"who's joe"
"joe mawmaw"

by Cumulus April 09, 2025