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megalodontia 

the most difficult king salmonid to beat. also known as "joe" or "joe mawmaw" because of a mistranslation when it was announced.
"yeah i defeated a megalodontia during yesterday's rotation"
"you mean a joe?"
"who's joe"
"joe mawmaw"
megalodontia by Cumulus April 9, 2025
one of the more annoying salmon run bosses. fairly simple to take out since you just need to knock down its pots but it leaves you vulnerable at the shore and it can also shoot you anywhere on the map with its sting ray
Grizzco Employee 1: help i'm being targeted by stingers
Grizzco Employee 2: alright let me pop inkjet
stinger by Cumulus April 9, 2025
the absolute worst salmon run boss because it will make you go to the shore and waste your entire ink tank on two bombs that miss the baskets. then it will instakill you with its global range tenta missiles
Grizzco Employee 1: there's a flyfish spawning at shore
Grizzco Employee 2: UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING THING BLOW IT UP NOW
flyfish by Cumulus April 9, 2025
The absolute worst boss in Salmon run, it will force you to go to the shore and waste your entire ink tank on two bombs that miss the baskets and then it will instakill you with its global range tenta missiles
Grizzco Employee 1: hey there's a flyfish spawning at the shore
Grizzco Employee 2: UNAUTHORIZED FUCKING THING BLOW IT UP NOW
Flyfish by Cumulus April 9, 2025

Stegosaurus

A dinosaur with spines along its back. If you have watched asdfmovie, you might have seen the one scene where a person gets stepped on by a "stegosaurus" when it is actually closer to an apatosaurus.
Scientist: My time machine worked!
Apatosaurus: i am (not) a stegosaurus
Stegosaurus by Cumulus May 25, 2020
The region in which Pokemon Sword/Shield is set in.
I'm going to Galar to catch a Snom!
Galar by Cumulus May 24, 2020