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They are very timide creatures. They have no hair at all even on their eye lids. They often brag about simple talents such as making a chart or getting a degreee in university. When there not bragging you often find them taking off there masks just to yell. When you start a simple conversation they often can talk for over five hours. Was probably built in a lab for there genius.
Stop being a doyon
Doyon by fussybuildabear478 March 24, 2021
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Mr Doyon 

The God of science. His expertise in the art of it is unparalleled. The manipulator of every living and non living being. A God as old as time.
Did you see that? Mr Doyon just manipulated a bike into existence!
Mr Doyon by Sparrowed May 15, 2023
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van doyon 4 men 

The name of the sent from a large nosed man who is of homosexual nature.
"Did you smell that dude?,yeh i think he's wearing van doyon 4 men".
van doyon 4 men by B Stokes March 4, 2008
The fear when people genuinely like you and you can’t fathom why.
Wondering if they have you confused for someone you believe they deserve, someone who doesn’t have the qualities you hate the most about yourself.
When you look into my eyes, I’m struck by dolonia, and I’m sure you’ll leave me soon
dolonia by briannahatesbrennan January 24, 2022
An amount of a substance measured out with a 1/32 teaspoon size scoop (often found in containers of pure stevia extract powder).

Popularized by the creators of the Trim Healthy Mama eating plan.
I only added three doonks of stevia to the cup of tea and it was sweet enough for me.
doonk by charcoaldrawing June 14, 2016

doonie demon 

A member of the female sex that will have all LIMPS (Simps that take Ls) at their disposal. Pioneered by the Dojo sensei “Tykwondoe”
“Y’all already know what power level this doonie demon is on.”

“She be having the limps go crazy over some feet pics.”
doonie demon by Areliart November 8, 2021

Dobonhonkeros 

She's got some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers. Giant bonkhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS hungolomghnonoloughongous.
Dobonhonkeros by Relvel July 24, 2017
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