Dount 

Beautiful Lady, the highest form of respect to a female.

Kaylee’s such a dount, shes the tits!

Dount by chasers08 February 9, 2021

dount 

A WORD MISSPELLED BY A FAGGOT ON YOUTUBE CALLED Kentucky Redneck gaming USED IN HIS COMMENT CAUSE HE IS SUCH A DUMB FUCK FOR REAL

I heard bitch boy youtube gamer bitch called Kentucky Redneck gaming mom wanted my n my boys to come through and run a train on her but her son is a fucking retard and she was damn fat we pulled back so many flaps of fat we could not even find the pussy. Drenched her in water and rolled her in flower and tried to find the wet spot and still too much fat fat so we were like aint no way anyone going to fuck this fat bitch its game over like dount here sons nickname from the dimple in the top of his head from his mom pounding herself so hard with a Louisville slugger bat in the vag while he was just a cum/egg baby till he was born now he has that bat end imprint on top of his head for rest of his dount life. Close to down syndrome but worse , like Kentucky Redneck gamer is so dumb you would think he had down syndrome from that huge baseball bat dip in top of his head but he is so much worse he is dount!

dount by Lou_Skuntz May 18, 2018

Sprinkled Dount 

When you cum on a girl's face, then pull some pubes off and then toss them all over her face.

That bitch was so drunk...after she blew me I gave that bitch a Sprinkled Dounut!!!

Sprinkled Dount by david November 9, 2004

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard 

A way of saying "see ya later" or "take care comb ya hair". Usually said in the context if somebody is leaving a voice channel on discord if they have something else better to do.

"I gotta go take care of my kids guys catch you later"

"Okay, don't drop a turd like Amber Heard"

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard by Limpylegs May 3, 2022

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban [Dictionary] and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

dont @ me 

Don't @ me is a phrase on Twitter when you say something and you don't want people to respond directly to you. They can retweet, like, etc. but don't respond directly because you don't care what people have to say about your opinion.

Kylie: "Tagalongs are the best girl scout cookies don't @ me"

Sara: What's "dont @ me"?

Kylie: I don't care about your opinion

dont @ me by lol2038 January 29, 2017

I dont play

stating that you do not mess around and dont bullshit. You dont play games and are all business.

Hey man, I dont know what you heard but I dont play.

I dont play by whitey in lakewood August 17, 2009