Doucherhoid

Perjorative for someone who is a cross between being a douche / douchebag and a hemorrhoid

My boss can’t even do my job as well but is criticizing how it’s not up to standards - I shoulda known he was that much of a doucherhoid at the interview before working here when he asked stupid questions like , “what’s your 5 year plan?”

Doucherhoid by Florida Populist October 29, 2025

doucherod 

the act of applying douchery from a distance using a douchebag on a stick/rod.

man this fucker put a gun to my dome and made me use a doucherod on this fat bitch!

doucherod by Mr. NAG September 11, 2004

douchehold 

a portmanteau of the words douche and threshold, the point at which a new acquaintance is irrevocably determined to be a douche.

"sorry i couldn't stick around any longer on your blind date, but that guy totally crossed my douchehold."

douchehold by just a coincidence December 9, 2008

douchehood 

The transcendental state of assholiness that an individual jerk could obtain in his lifetime.

Chad has finally been outed by all the married women he has slept with. He's achieved douchehood.

douchehood by TheToesKnows December 9, 2022