douchechugger

noun; one who chugs the fluid from inside a douche; doucheslosh eater; commonly used as an insult

Man, that kid is such a fucking douchechugger, that faggot ass bitch cunt shiteating cockblock.

by Pao Fucka December 21, 2005

douchebuggery

When some douchebag comes along and buggers up something that is valuable or important to you through a combination of ignorance and arrogance plus a measure of intent.

After his election, Obama committed many acts of douchebuggery against the country.

by Harold LeCat February 10, 2014

doucheduggery

1. The particularly nefarious actions of a douchebag.

2. A heinous version of skullduggery.

Did you hear about my douchebag neighbor who ran over his girlfriends pet cat on purpose? That's some serious doucheduggery right there!

by 4 on The Floor June 19, 2020

Douche Chugger

Similar in appearance to the widely known and reviled "douche bag", the "douche chugger" excels in douche baggery of such an epic scale, that few believe they exist.

Most often white, suburban males who think they are black, urban males. Frequently seen in cars that are utter shit, that they have equipped with a 3ft tall spoiler; huge, chrome, spinner rims; incredibly fag-alicious neon; and windows tinted so dark you can't see out, let alone in; or windows with retarded sayings written in calligraphy. Actual sighting: Beeyotch Killah. My favorite.

There are exceptions to this rule.

Some well known douche chuggers: frat boys, guys who wear really tight shirts, any guy who spends more than 20 seconds on his hair, any guy with that queer jawline beard, and guys who peel out from every green light.

Some famous douche chuggers: Kevin Federline, Macaulay Culkin, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chris Klein, The Gallaghers from Oasis, and P. Diddy.(or whatever the fuck his name is now)

by Wolvie May 15, 2006

douchebuggery

The act of cleaning up with a vinegary solution after your rectal cavity has been violated by an insensitive person or object or if you are removing your own head from your rectal cavity, the necessary and well advised cleaning process that ensues.

"Oh darn, I wish I had more time, but I can't talk now. I have to go and clean up after my daily rectocranialinversion so I will call you back later". Now that is some serious douchebuggery.

by ptsheddachshund September 9, 2009

DoucheMugger

Someone who pretends to be sweet and then up and leave you by acting like a douche bag. They often come off as sweet and sensitive, but in the end you get hurt.

Cory is such a DoucheMugger! He built me up to break me down.

by ellafaith April 22, 2011