douchebrag 

A grade A douchebag who brags about his latest endeavor. Someone who likes getting attention and makes an ass of himself while getting it.

Ameet: "I hate it when my celebrity friends call using a *blocked* number. The downside of winning an Oscar or two."

Diane: "Ameet's such a douchebrag".

douchebrag by Drinkchai July 22, 2009

Douchebrag 

both the act of boasting about douchey things (how may girls you have slept with, beers you drank, how you mistreated/condescended to a girl, etc.) and/or the douchey manner in which it is done (lack of consideration of volume or environment in which it takes place).

Douchebrag (v.): "Johnny just got back from spring break in Cancun. I can't listen to him douchebrag for one more second."

Douchebraggery (n.)

Includes but is not limited to:

Conversing loudly in public about having sex with a girl, at a volume intended for people outside of your group to hear.

Trying to look cool by bragging about how many beers one drank, or intentional degradation of a female.

Using unnecessarily degrading terms in conversations intended to impress.

Douchebrag by Pierre LeBoner September 21, 2013

Douchebrag 

This is what you call someone, who is a known or obvious douchebag, that is currently bragging about being a douchebag, or bragging about doing douchy things. It will be very obvious.

The loud Chad behind us is bragging about defacing a national monument during a trip his daddy paid for... What a douchebrag...

Douchebrag by Ruinzifra May 13, 2023

Douchebrag 

A male douchebag that brags about things not even worthy of bragging about.

"Yo, I just benched 200 lbs for a half a rep! Top that!" - what a douchebrag!

Douchebrag by G Pizzle January 9, 2012

Douchebrag 

That guy. The one that's always posting about his insanely awesome life. If you find one in real life, kill it immediately.

He was being a major douchebrag, carrying on about his incredible vacation in the south of France.

Douchebrag by Smallplastictree September 29, 2015

Douchebrag 

A douchebag that will not shut up about their douchbagery.

Jennifer does the most ignorant things and can't shut up about them. She thinks it makes her look cool, but everyone knows Jennifer is a Douchebrag.

Douchebrag by Blackout032 May 31, 2016

President Douchebag 

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

President Douchebag by napalona zając January 7, 2017