Definitions by Smallplastictree

Scrutch 

To scratch one’s nether regions. Or balls.

The itch in my ball sack was so overwhelming I had to scrutch.

Scrutch by Smallplastictree April 4, 2018

Douchebrag 

That guy. The one that's always posting about his insanely awesome life. If you find one in real life, kill it immediately.

He was being a major douchebrag, carrying on about his incredible vacation in the south of France.

Douchebrag by Smallplastictree September 29, 2015

Menstrual breakdown 

Any emotional meltdown that occurs before, after or during a menstruation cycle.

Don't worry about what she said, she's just having a menstrual breakdown.

Menstrual breakdown by Smallplastictree August 5, 2015