Scrutch

To scratch one’s nether regions. Or balls.

The itch in my ball sack was so overwhelming I had to scrutch.

by Smallplastictree March 21, 2018

Menstrual breakdown

Any emotional meltdown that occurs before, after or during a menstruation cycle.

Don't worry about what she said, she's just having a menstrual breakdown.

by Smallplastictree July 15, 2015

Douchebrag

That guy. The one that's always posting about his insanely awesome life. If you find one in real life, kill it immediately.

He was being a major douchebrag, carrying on about his incredible vacation in the south of France.

by Smallplastictree August 20, 2015