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douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would
‘I love lifting the max at the gym’

‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’

douchebagarina

A spoiled woman. Most often characterized as being obnoxious, ungrateful, rude and impatient
Woman: "I would like an oil change, tire rotation and alignment... How long is that going to take? - I've got a nail appointment in 15 minutes".

Service Manager: "No problem, Ma'am... We'll have you out of here in 7 minutes and 12 seconds".

Technician: "Fuck that fucking douchebagarina, her fucking douchebag-Prius-piece-of-fucking-shit and fuck YOU!.... 15 minutes! Dumb mother-fuckers!
douchebagarina by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010

Tasteful Douchebaggary 

(n): When a person, most often a male, performs an act so exquisitely wrong and disappointing but does it in a very fashionable way.

He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.

"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."

Douchebagary

The act of being a douchebag; the acts made by a douchebag.
Mckayla, will you cut the douchebagary!
Douchebagary by Katiiieeee!! January 22, 2009

Douchebaggary 

1) Actively engaging in highly-unacceptable, douche-like behavior.

2) Being a douche or douchebag in practice.
To commit so many loathsome acts at once, Jim's behavior could best be characterized as douchebaggary.

His behavior was beyond unacceptable! It was pure douchbaggary.
Douchebaggary by Dr. T. December 11, 2012

douchebagarino 

A spoiled man. Most often characterized as ignorant, arrogant, obnoxious, rude and self-absorbed.
Tony: Look at this douchebagarino; Driving a Dodge Mega-Cab, with lifted suspension / 20" rims and no mud flaps; Weaving in-and-out of traffic, belching black smoke, while yelling into his iPhone.

Vinny: Yeah, he just cut-off little Miss Douchebagarina, in that Prius!
douchebagarino by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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