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Douchebag Jar

Popularized in the series premiere of the Fox show "New Girl."

A jar into which a person puts money after he or she says or does something a douchebag would do.
(to a female friend)
Guy: I know you've been through a lot, but I'd still totally do you.
Girl: Really? That's so nice...
Girl and other Guys: DOUCHEBAG JAR!!
by ynnoj123 September 21, 2011
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douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would
‘I love lifting the max at the gym

‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’
by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022
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douchebagarina

A spoiled woman. Most often characterized as being obnoxious, ungrateful, rude and impatient
Woman: "I would like an oil change, tire rotation and alignment... How long is that going to take? - I've got a nail appointment in 15 minutes".

Service Manager: "No problem, Ma'am... We'll have you out of here in 7 minutes and 12 seconds".

Technician: "Fuck that fucking douchebagarina, her fucking douchebag-Prius-piece-of-fucking-shit and fuck YOU!.... 15 minutes! Dumb mother-fuckers!
by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010
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Tasteful Douchebaggary

(n): When a person, most often a male, performs an act so exquisitely wrong and disappointing but does it in a very fashionable way.

He often tricks women into thinking he is a very wonderful person but in fact is quite the douche bag. He has done something so creatively though, that you can't help but give him credit for being a successful douche bag.
The man of your dreams writes a song for you. Well that song is also for the other three women he is dating.

"That guy the other day bought a dozen roses. But he gave 12 different roses to 12 different girls. None of them knew, but 12 girls were in love with him at the end of the day. Now that's what I call tasteful douchebaggary."
by Reeka Aguas February 8, 2008
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Douchebagary

The act of being a douchebag; the acts made by a douchebag.
Mckayla, will you cut the douchebagary!
by Katiiieeee!! January 22, 2009
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Douchebaggary

1) Actively engaging in highly-unacceptable, douche-like behavior.

2) Being a douche or douchebag in practice.
To commit so many loathsome acts at once, Jim's behavior could best be characterized as douchebaggary.

His behavior was beyond unacceptable! It was pure douchbaggary.
by Dr. T. December 11, 2012
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douchebagarino

A spoiled man. Most often characterized as ignorant, arrogant, obnoxious, rude and self-absorbed.
Tony: Look at this douchebagarino; Driving a Dodge Mega-Cab, with lifted suspension / 20" rims and no mud flaps; Weaving in-and-out of traffic, belching black smoke, while yelling into his iPhone.

Vinny: Yeah, he just cut-off little Miss Douchebagarina, in that Prius!
by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010
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