Douche bands

A fundamental part of the douche attire, douche bands are one or a pair of any chain or barb wire tattoos along the arms. These tattoos scream of douchebaggery.

The more visible and cliche these douche bands are, the douchier the individual. Douche bands on the neck are symptoms of an intense degree of douche bag, most likely the kind that has visited prison multiple times.

"Holy shit there's a barb wire on your neck! How many times were you a victim or prison bro rape to have to overcompensate with douche bands to look super hardcore?"

by PalaceofWisdom July 14, 2009

douche-band

A tattoo shaped in a band around a man's bicep - usually of Celtic, tribal or barbed-wire design. It is considered the bro equivalent of a tramp-stamp.

I couldn't believe it when Ted took his shirt off - he had a douche-band right there on his bicep!

by TiffanyX October 5, 2010

EX-DOUCHEBAND

A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.

Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"

Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."

Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."

by ChristyLeeHughes August 14, 2010

doucheband

A tribal-esque tattoo on the bicep of a male douchebag

Did you see the doucheband on that guy with the sleeveless tshirt? What is this, 1998?

by douchebaghata August 19, 2009

douchebandage

one who is disgusting like a douche, and annoying like taking off a bandage.

Halley: dawn your a whore
Dawn: slut
Halley: douche
Dawn: DOUCHEBANDAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Halley: UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGH GROSS DAMN YOU GOT ME!

by halley/dawn April 10, 2007

doucheband

A headband that is worn across the forehead, labeling the wearer as a supreme douchebag. They serve no legitimate purpose, other than letting passersby know that they listen to indie and/or emo music and shop at Urban Outfitters.

My forehead feels naked without my doucheband.

by LittleNepatiz March 17, 2009

douchebans

Someone who has tendencies of extreme but unanticipated douchebaggery. Such douchebaggery is often associated with immoral or highly objectionable actions. A douchebans is typically 6'5" in stature, wears silver chains, and wears notorious B.I.G. t-shirts. Often smokes low quality cigars.

Douchebans: Dude, I just stole an old lady's iPod!
Person: Omg, you're SUCH a douchebans!

Douchebans: *Eats apple and throws apple core on the ground of restaurant*
Person: What a douchebans move.

by avecsllers April 28, 2011