Douche bagen 

Basically someone acting like a completely asshole so you call them a small syringe with detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. But in german, which is much worse.

Stop being a Douche Bagen

Douche bagen by Bridget E May 10, 2008

Douche Bagans 

the guy on the Travel Channel who takes steroids, then yells at ghosts; king of all douchebags. see also: Zak Bagans

Douche Bagans wears those ridiculously tight shirts with the douche font.

Douche Bagans by zakisadouche December 25, 2009

douche bagel

Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.

You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.

douche bagel by S. Beebe August 4, 2007

Douche Bagé

1. A closed minded, thinks they are cool, conformist, jerk/slut, that feels everyone loves them and they are the best.

2. Vage Cleaning Device


Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...

Taylor is freaking Douche Bagé.

Douche Bagé by TaylorElisa January 18, 2009

douche bagel

a word that means douche bag.
same as douche donut.

"hey, that guy's a douche bagel"

"yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!"

douche bagel by kevinhatespee October 3, 2009

Douche Bagel

Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.

They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.

They may actually wear glasses as well.

Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.

Douche Bagel by JKudo September 23, 2009

douche bagel

synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.

"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"

douche bagel by Still Mandurr May 27, 2006